The Admiral and decided a few years ago to go night catfishing on Table Rock Lake in the middle of the week, very little to no traffic on the lake.

We drop anchor at the mouth of a cove near a point (perfect for cating). We start setting our lines and my wife waves at a passing Deck Boat, it is at this time that I realize one of the catfish lines is tangled around a cleat. So I am fixing the line when the deck boat pulls about 10 feet from us and states" I thought that you were friends of ours", we chit chat for a minute and the deck boat begins to pull away. I put the catfish ine back in the water and decide to cut my nails with my foot on the gunnel. Well, the next thing I know the bow of the deck boat is 2 feet from me going about 10 mph

and I dont even get words out of my mouth when he hits my port side throwing me into the water.

So I swim back to the boat (100yrds of drift later) and he and my wife have the boats tied up by the time I get there, I climb up the ladder and walk up and sit on the bow of the boat catching my breath and he asks me "hey can I buy you dinner or something"

. The only saving grace of the whole event was when his wife stated " Bob you almost killed him, he doesnt want to eat dinner with you". Only damage was to the trolling motor, so he got off easy on the funding end and he didnt even have to pay a hospital bill either!!!!!!!
