Winter doldrums

FrenzyLenz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:51 pm

Over the past couple of summers, I see more and more young men (boys) trolling by when we are anchored to check out who is onboard. I used to think that they were checking out my wife, but recently realized (how naive I was) that they were checking out my 17-year old daughter laying out on the sunpad. I now know that I must keep a closer eye on her as these boys have been already doing...I am in for a rough few years.

neutron · **Posted:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:16 pm

yup when you have a son you only have to worry about one Penis, with a daughter you have to worry about them all.....

I have a beautifull 19 year girl , coming of age 14 year old tom-boy, and a 16 year old boy

JeffLW · **Posted:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:26 pm

neutron wrote:

yup when you have a son you only have to worry about one Penis, with a daughter you have to worry about them all.....

LOL

Never thought of it that way but very, very true.

rpengr · **Posted:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:48 pm

Pictures Please!

(just kidding....sort-of)

schoolsOut · **Posted:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:29 pm

FrenzyLenz wrote:

Over the past couple of summers, I see more and more young men (boys) trolling by when we are anchored to check out who is onboard. I used to think that they were checking out my wife, but recently realized (how naive I was) that they were checking out my 17-year old daughter laying out on the sunpad. I now know that I must keep a closer eye on her as these boys have been already doing...I am in for a rough few years.

Maybe they are just checking out your boat!? There other options out there after your wife, but before your daughter that may help you sleep better at night. If I were you, I would just assume they are checking out the boat!

FrenzyLenz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:33 pm

In some of the coves we hang out in, when an $80K wakeboard boat comes by with eight 20-year olds (or teenagers with daddy's boat) on board, I have to assume that they don't even notice our boat, the 14 year old boy, or the middle-aged man who funds the entire operation. Its all about how many females are on the sunpad. The teen in the bikini is the one I am worried about.

Kvou812 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:33 am

I know how you feel...I have two daughters 18 and 15...and its not uncommon for me to have them and a bunch of their friends on the boat.

ric · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:20 pm

Oh I have rules on my boat: Minimum 1:1 ratio. Usually it works out to be 2:1. Taken girls don't count (including my own gf if she's along).

john55c · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:03 pm

neutron wrote:

ric wrote:

Girls love attention

you said it right "Girls'
a woman doesn't seek it

+1

298VISTA2000 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:42 pm

Not a lot of detail but I have noticed the boys eyeing my daugter and her friend and they are only 13!! WTF?
2000 298 Vista (September 2012)

ric · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:56 pm

From a far these days it's hard to tell if they're 15 or 25. My good friend's sister JUST turned 14 and she's rocking boobs bigger then my Gf's silicone with an athlete's body. I'm sorry but if you didn't know her age looking from another boat 100ft away you're going to stare. As a father knowing your little girl is maturing bodily wise much faster then her age must be a tough thing to deal with, especially in a boat/beach scene where she's wearing a bathing suit and you know men are staring her down not realizing she's just a kid. I'd be beating up everyone that looked and sharpie her age on her forehead.

BartsPlace · **Posted:** Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:15 pm

ric wrote:

Oh I have rules on my boat: Minimum 1:1 ratio. Usually it works out to be 2:1. Taken girls don't count (including my own gf if she's along).

Yeah, those "ratios" seem to vaporize once you're married... :shock:

Keep livin' it up, Ric!

ric · **Posted:** Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:23 pm

BartsPlace wrote:

ric wrote:

Oh I have rules on my boat: Minimum 1:1 ratio. Usually it works out to be 2:1. Taken girls don't count (including my own gf if she's along).

Yeah, those "ratios" seem to vaporize once you're married... :shock:

Keep livin' it up, Ric!

My current GF is bugging the hell out of me to propose to her, and she's fully aware of the women that hop on my vessel. She get's slightly jealous at times but she's always invited

john55c · **Posted:** Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:42 pm

ric wrote:

BartsPlace wrote:

ric wrote:

Oh I have rules on my boat: Minimum 1:1 ratio. Usually it works out to be 2:1. Taken girls don't count (including my own gf if she's along).

Yeah, those "ratios" seem to vaporize once you're married... :shock:

Keep livin' it up, Ric!

My current GF is bugging the hell out of me to propose to her, and she's fully aware of the women that hop on my vessel. She get's slightly jealous at times but she's always invited

I assume by vessel, you mean the boat, right? :lol:

Capt. Hoss · **Posted:** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:21 pm

As a happily married man my girl to boy ratio is 2:3 (me and the boy: admiral and 2 vice admirals). And the day can't get any better than that.

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