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Author: | french829 [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Boat Humor |
I'm not sure--this might be an old joke, but a fellow boater sent this to me and it cracked me up. I was ready for a laugh as I look out the window at the snow coming down steadily. Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I've been suspecting for some time now my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot lately. She tells me "just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look for her coming home, but I always fall asleep. Last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of her returning from a "night with the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat that I noticed some hairline cracks in the gelcoat, right where the hull sides meet the transom. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to a professional for repairs? |
Author: | 230 Mike [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Boat Humor |
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Author: | Rhojo [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Boat Humor |
![]() good one. |
Author: | Cap'n Morgan [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:26 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Boat Humor |
That IS funny. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Panacea [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Boat Humor |
Funny. ![]() |
Author: | leftlane [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Boat Humor |
Oldie but goodie. |
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