ric wrote:
She has millions and bipolar. You don't poke the beast with a stick while it's sleeping. I came out with my dignity and she paid for everything. It could have been WAY worse!!
As soon as I figured I did not want to be there - I would quit my job and spend all day on the XBOX and drinking beer. Invite friends over until all late hours of the morning. If that did not work - turn on the crazy. Sell her underwear on the internet. Put cameras all over the inside of the house, broadcast live over the internet. Build couch forts in the living room. Offer to host AA meetings in your living room on the weekend. Paint the house half blue, half orange, and declare yourself Florida's biggest Denver Broncos fan. Glue pennies on random items. Start collecting taxidermy. Collect issues of newspapers and store them in the hallway. She have a favorite TV show? Get cable/lose cable to make it impossible to watch. When she buys new clothes, go out and buy the same clothes in a size larger and a size smaller. Remove the size tags from the correct size and put them in the size too small. Then a few weeks later, after she has been on a diet, switch them for the size way too big. Become an over the top supporter of the opposite political party from her.