Well.. I had a typical holiday weekend.

Everything was going great until about 6:30pm Sunday night. We were getting on the boat about to leave the beach when I smelled that sewer smell.. I looked over at the waste cap and it was starting to bubble out.

I was like.. "wtf!" It was too late to head to the marina for a pump out so we went back to the dock. I rarely use my head, but I had family and friends up all weekend and my toilet was getting a lot of action. By the way.. my waste meter doesn't work. According to it.. I'm always empty.
Once I got back to my slip I grabbed a beer and thought for a second. It moved from bubbling to leaking out now. I grabbed my shopvac and decided I had to do the unthinkable.... and suck some out myself. We have bathrooms right off my dock so I could dump the contents in the toilets. No biggie...
I started unscrewing the cap and OMG it shot straight up in the air about 4ft. It was a crap volcano! Turds were shooting everywhere. It was a solid stream and lasted about 3 seconds.. my cockpit and seats were covered... I just stood there in awe

I couldn't believe what had just happened... a buddy was walking down the dock and said, "Hey man what's up!?" I said, "Walk away.. walk away!!!!" He didn't ask any questions and just did an about face.
I think I stood there and stared at my boat for about 10 minutes... it smelled so bad and crap and piss were all over the place.
I finally got everything cleaned up, but I'll never be the same again. I took a long shower after that... I headed over to the gas dock Monday morning and had it pumped out. I was so damn glad they were closed Sunday night or that would have happened at the gas dock.. it's a busy one too. They guy doing it said, "It's not that full and pretty clean" I was like, "Dude... you have no idea.." I was worried about the smell while I slept, but it never smelled in the cabin.
A lot of it went in my bilge. I went back up Thursday night and cleaned the bilge with Tide and change out the holding tank vent filter. It weighed like 20lbs. Ended up changing the oil and cleaning my AC strainer too.
No smell and everything is back to normal. Funny thing is my toilet never smelled or anything.. worked like normal before this happened. It was under some extreme pressure.
So moral of the story... never run out of beer.
I went to leave Monday and somebody backed into my truck and my driver side door is jacked now. Went for a jetski ride Monday and lost my Oakleys. Like I said.. typical holiday weekend!
Long story, but figured you guys would get a kick out of it.
I guess I should have posted this in Boating Banter.. not really Vista specific.